Sunday, December 21, 2008

Eagle Eye yay yay this movie sucked.

I know this movie came out like three months ago, so its a little late, but i can warn you just in time to avoid the DVD. This may be the worst movie Ive seen since Leatherheads. I'm sorry but i really dont think Shia makes a great leading man, just because you booked the 4th and shittiest Indiana Jones movie, doesn't make you Harrison Ford. I vote Shia quirky sidekick for life. First off, O-V-E-R DRAMATIC doesnt even sum it up. It really hurts my soul to watch actors in crying/screaming scenes, getting all riled up, when the movie sucks so much dick i dont care at all. Shia really came off as a douche in this one, it had that whole Denzel Washington, arrogant "i'm a hero" vibe. I'm fucking over movies about technology taking over, its possible, i know, i get it, but that story line will not blow my mind, so give up, its over, youre not original. I guess this movie sort of knew it sucked, because when in doubt, blow up cars. There were probably over 1,000 innocent bystandards killed in the course of this movie, there were atleast five 30 car pile ups. Why does Billy Bob Thornton keep doing such horrible movies? He's won an oscar for god sakes! Moral of the story, Shia-act humbly in your choices and reamain a sidekick, Billy Bob- gimme a little more Monsters ball, a lil' less Mr. Woodcock. All i could think the entire movies is OH COME ON!

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